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Once thought to be a mythical creature, the Dylan belongs to a rare genus of nocturnal bipeds now nearing extinction. This arboreal primate is known to be department-store dwelling and nourishes itself on Doritos, lemon poppyseed muffins, and leafy underbrush. The Dylan cannot be toilet trained. It is easily startled and would not make a good pet.
Member Since: 6/4/2007